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The forum Dr. is in. (by DragonMaster1977)

 DragonMaster1977 
23-Apr-13 2:58 pm
Hey there! Its that time again :). This is the therapy thread and im your friendly shrink, Dr. Paul. So lay your troubled minds down on the forum couch and let us begin the session. Tell me what ails you and ill offer my theraputic advice and vast knowledge to ease your worries.

 

 

 
 
 JessiGrace 
23-Apr-13 3:03 pm
Can u help me make all these idiots in my inbox go away? Permanently?

 

 

 
 
 DragonMaster1977 
23-Apr-13 3:11 pm
@JessiGrace: unfortunately, all i can do is offer this as advice: when you get messages like that, so as i do... tell them that you have a collection of sailor moon toys that you sometimes rape... as a show of dominance over your carebear plushies...
I never said my advice was good

 

 

 
 
 iWin 
23-Apr-13 3:16 pm
so i have this "friend" who is really attracted to monkeys sexually, what advice do you have for my "friend"? :p

 

 

 
 
 DragonMaster1977 
23-Apr-13 3:24 pm
so i have this "friend" who is really attracted to monkeys sexually, what advice do you have for my "friend"? :p
use protection!!

 

 

 
 
 boundbyhonor (Banned)
23-Apr-13 3:25 pm
if a woman tells you she got pregnant a week before she got with you and tries to make you think it's yours, wwyd?

 

 

 
 
 iWin 
23-Apr-13 3:26 pm
@DragonMaster1977: Holy balls, I would have never thought of that. Thanks Dr. Paul!

 

 

 
 
 DragonMaster1977 
23-Apr-13 3:28 pm
if a woman tells you she got pregnant a week before she got with you and tries to make you think it's yours, wwyd?
i would first: shoot myself in the face and die, second: resurrect myself, third: shoot myself in the face again.

 

 

 
 
 DragonMaster1977 
23-Apr-13 3:28 pm
@DragonMaster1977: Holy balls, I would have never thought of that. Thanks Dr. Paul!
just doin my part

 

 

 
 
 linda4u 
23-Apr-13 3:44 pm
what would u tell a person that wear rubber boots & puts their hands in cows butt?

 

 

 
 
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