The local mailman was getting set to retire. On his last day, Mrs. Henderson met him at the door and said how much appricated him over the years and gave a box of really nice cigars. He said thank you and went on his way. The next house he stopped at and Mr. Smith met him at the door. He told the mailman that how much he appreciated him and how he helped run his business and gave him a bottle of fine scotch. The mailman said thank you and went on with his way. A few houses down the road, Mrs. Jones met him at the door and told the mailman that she has a surprise for him inside the house, and proceeded to give him the best sex of his life. After they were done, Mrs. Jones got up and gave the mailman a dollar. The mailman looked confussed and asked I been getting a lot of things today. And you just gave me the best sex ever and then a dollar. Why? Mrs. Jones then said oh I asked my husband what we should give you and he said screw him and give him a dollar.

Roflmfao, that was so funny.

Hahahhaha hilarious

too funny, thanks for the laugh

your all welcome

Bringing back an old joke