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~With The BabySitter~ (by MysticJade)

 MysticJade 
6-Feb-13 12:03 am
A boy is home with his babysitter on a stormy night when the boy says "Usually on a stormy night mommy lets me cuddle with her". The babysitter responds with "OK". They are cuddling when the boy says "Usually mommy lets me take a bath". The babysitter says "ok". The boy is in the tub when he says "Usually mommy gets in with me". The babysitter says "Really? ok". They are in the tub when the boy says "Usually my mommy lets me touch her bellybutton" The babysitter says "Really? ummmmm ok". Then the babysitter says "Hey that wasn't my bellybutton!" The boy says "That wasn't my finger either."

 

 

 
 
 rob6594 
6-Feb-13 12:14 am
Damn. Lol

 

 

 
 
 Pinaypie82 
6-Feb-13 12:26 am
Gosh! lol:D

 

 

 
 
 Crazybutterfly 
6-Feb-13 12:32 am
oh hell no! Lmao

 

 

 
 
 Sammy2 
6-Feb-13 12:36 am
Lol!:)

 

 

 
 
 brats52005 (52)    (54 / F-M / California)
6-Feb-13 8:03 am
Lol wow.

 

 

 
 
 JustMeAndYou77 (17)   (47 / F-M / Florida)
6-Feb-13 10:31 am
A boy is home with his babysitter on a stormy night when the boy says "Usually on a stormy night mommy lets me cuddle with her". The babysitter responds with "OK". They are cuddling when the boy says "Usually mommy lets me take a bath". The babysitter says "ok". The boy is in the tub when he says "Usually mommy gets in with me". The babysitter says "Really? ok". They are in the tub when the boy says "Usually my mommy lets me touch her bellybutton" The babysitter says "Really? ummmmm ok". Then the babysitter says "Hey that wasn't my bellybutton!" The boy says "That wasn't my finger either."
The ok's were very funny :p You can tell the drastic change in them but she's still trying to be a good babysitter lol That little boy needs some serious time out! lmao

 

 

 
 
 RiLaR (27)    (46 / F-M / India)
6-Feb-13 12:08 pm
A grown up boy lol

 

 

 
 
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