why is lovemehard the way he is?

tomatoes are a tool of the devil and your friend had a run in with a gang of heinz ketchup bottles. they robbed her at gunpoint.

why is my cat sitting and glaring at me from behind my laptop.... while my best friend lays on the dog bed on my floor reading a book?

no theres joking and then there is this its a line u dont cross. Im so done with this place cant u see y im upset u run and defend him oh hes just a poractical joker wtf thats gonna me on here for ppl to c whatever this place is so cliquey and he couldnt even give a true apology . Hes a needs a life as do most on here wh o hide behind their cellphones and computers unlike ppl like him i in reallife would say all this not just caiuse its on the internet just because i live by harm doesnt mnean the goddess expectes to take any ****.

hes actually a russian government agent who was trained to act like that so as to keep up appearances and not blow his cover.... its a convincing act lovemehard... but im on to you......

i about choked on water thats great paul thank you

your friend likes the smell of the dogbed and your cat is making sure you dont get into to its email account.

@PaulG7719: aha I see

also the cat is apart of a global terrorist unit called fancy feast and theyre planning an attack on the laser light companies.... beware!

@PaulG7719: OH NOES!