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Punishment:) (by Sammy2)

 Sammy2 
21-Jan-13 12:27 am
Three guys die, go to hell& are told that their punishments will be having their penis' removed. ''Whatever your fathers' jobs were will determine how we remove them'' The first guy says- ''Oh NO! My dad was a Lumberjack!'':( The second guy whimpers, ''Mine was a Blacksmith'':( The third guy starts jumpin up and down, giggling, & shouts, ''Whoopeee! My father was a taste tester at a lollipop factory!!'':)!

 

 

 
 
 RiLaR (27)    (46 / F-M / India)
21-Jan-13 12:29 am

 

 

 
 
 Crazybutterfly 
21-Jan-13 12:29 am
omg

 

 

 
 
 Tekton 
21-Jan-13 12:30 am
LMFAO!! xD I like that joke, mind if I copy it and show it to my friends?:3

 

 



Last edited by Tekton; 21-Jan-13 12:31 am.
 
 
 Classicalguy 
21-Jan-13 12:40 am
I wouldnt want 2 lose it any less just cause it was sucked off!

 

 

 
 
 cj38355 (4)    (58 / M-F / Tennessee)
21-Jan-13 12:48 am
@Sammy2: rofl thats the best!

 

 

 
 
 cj38355 (4)    (58 / M-F / Tennessee)
21-Jan-13 12:50 am
@Classicalguy: now have you ever heard of someone loosin it that way? i haven lol

 

 

 
 
 Sammy2 
21-Jan-13 12:55 am
@Tekton: go ahead I got it off Fb:)

 

 

 
 
 Classicalguy 
21-Jan-13 1:00 am
@cj38355: reread: they all 3 gonna lose it. Gotta read the fine print cj.

 

 

 
 
 JustMeAndYou77 (17)   (47 / F-M / Florida)
21-Jan-13 2:25 am
three guys die, go to hell& are told that their punishments will be having their penis' removed. ''whatever your fathers' jobs were will determine how we remove them'' the first guy says- ''oh no! My dad was a lumberjack!'':( the second guy whimpers, ''mine was a blacksmith'':( the third guy starts jumpin up and down, giggling, & shouts, ''whoopeee! My father was a taste tester at a lollipop factory!!'':)!
lool

 

 

 
 
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