Thread: You are attacked by a chicken, what do you do?

This has actually happened to me. You can hypnotise a chicken. Grab it by the neck (sometimes hard to catch) point its beak to the ground and move it while continuing to touch the ground side to side like a 180 degree circle let up and the chicken will stand motionless

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bigred1219
5-Jan-13 10:21 pm

Now that I think about it, I would do a Peter Griffin on it's ass

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