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(60 / F-M / Bayern)
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?... You can unscrew a light bulb!
What have women and condoms in common?...If they're not on your D..I..C..K.. they're in ur wallet! ;)
LMAO!!! Now was this thread needed or what!? That was hilarious! And everybody jumped in and had some lol jokes of their own. Great thread Heike :-) 
heikeva thank u so much.yeah nw i can contact u.already sent the msgs=3
Ok this is kind of long. Lil red riding hood told her mom she was going 5 gma's house. Her mom asked her if she was scard the big bad wolf would pull up he pretty red skirt n pull down her pretty red panties n scare her 2 death. She said no i got it covered. In the woods she ran in2 the 3 lil pigs n they asked the same. She said she had it covered. Then she ran in2 the big bad wolf n he asked the same question. So lil red riding hood pulled up her pretty red pants n pulled down her pretty red panties n said now aren't u gonna eat me like the book says u do?
Thought i pull this old Thread up for some more laughs....its way past my bedtime but what the heck...... What do you call a stoner when horny? ...A weed wacker!! :)..................................Lets hear some more......
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