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Urban Dictionary (by April666)

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gatorman420
25-Dec-12 4:11 am

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Metal Music

Possibly the gratest genre of music ever conceived by man .... Ever! Not only is Metal one of the oldest and most robust genres of music, spanning back as far as the 70s when the band Black Sabbath combined Blues and rock with dark lyrical content and down tuned guitars (Most metal heads will agree that Black Sabbath "invented" metal), but its also the most diverse genre of music. Five Common Genres of Metal are Heavy,Thrash, Death, Black and Power and this branches off into all different fusion an crossover genres, there are now hundreds of different Metal variants, which is one of the reasons it has survived and thrived for so long.

Metal music generally is a very fast, aggressive, loud and technical sounding music, ofcourse it depends on what type is i mentioned erlier, there are so many different types. After Black Sabbath, metal bands started growing and progressing but still keeping the same raw sound.

From the 1980's up to today metal has evolved into so many different forms such as Black metal, Death metal, Groove metal, Progressive metal, Power metal, Gothic metal, Funk metal, Folk metal, Rap metal, Punk metal, Experimental, Stoner metal, Drone metal, Sludge Metal, Industrial metal, Extreme metal and hundreds of different combinations of the above.

Warning, watch out for fake metal or poser metal bands or emo bands such as Bring me the Horison, Suicide Silence, Black Veil Brides, Slipknot, to name a few.

(Non metal Emo kid): BMTH and Suicide Silence are the most Brutal bands ever!!!!!!!

(Metal head): ****ing lol.

(Emo kid): WHAT? UR U SERIOUS ???? Metal Music IS GAY!!

(Metal head): then simply puts some Strapping young lad on full volume, emo kid's then explodes into a wonderfull rainfall of blood an guts witch lands on the ground spelling out the letters METAL IS ****ING AWESOME !!!!

i agree with most of this. Slipknot iz badazz. Corey taylors vocals are second 2 none. I think they actually belong in theor own genre called slipknot

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April666
25-Dec-12 4:14 am

This was a copy & paste. I also like Slipknot

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james85
25-Dec-12 9:13 am

the ones for my name (James) are funny and cool lol i'll post my fav one in a moment :D

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james85
25-Dec-12 4:45 pm

my faves: 1) a person that cares about his girl so much. He has the most amazing eyes and great personality. Cares about the one he loves and treats her right. The best person that can cross your life and change it forever.
2) a name for a boy who is usually handsome, sweet, funny, charming and trustworthy, someone you can share your thoughts with without the fear of him going off and telling everybody, he's liked by many and is a very good friend.
And one that made me lol: amazing, long beatiful flowing locks of hair, sexually stimulating. Enormous penis, stunning personality. Always gives to the poor and needy, Nobel prize winner, successful author, musician, very wealthy. Lol

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April666
25-Dec-12 5:04 pm

The names are my fav!

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gatorman420
27-Dec-12 8:32 am

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This was a copy & paste. I also like Slipknot

oh, thank goodness. I thought u was goin crazy or somethin. Haha

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JustMeAndYou77 (17)

(47 / F-M / Florida)
27-Dec-12 8:39 am

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lmao. I just wish i wasnt dankrupt. Hopefully santa will drop off a big sack tonight. Lol

lool

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Zigman (3)

(58 / M-F / Pennsylvania)
27-Dec-12 9:33 am

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Jaloopie

Noun. Another term for a penis.

She was keen enough to play hide the sausage until she saw the size of Bob's jaloopie

hahaha you crack me up women !! hahaha !

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Zigman (3)

(58 / M-F / Pennsylvania)
27-Dec-12 9:46 am

@scarletblueshy: lol ...good stuff !!

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April666
27-Dec-12 10:54 pm

Dude #1: "Dude, are you texting me while your taking a ****? Dude #2: "Yeah!" Dude #1: "That's crazy, I'm texting you from the toilet too!" Dude #2: "Dude, were totally Toilexting right now!"

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