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Confucious (by lonemuse)

 lonemuse 
16-Dec-12 7:47 am
confucious say man who run in front of car get tired, man who run behind car get exhausted, man who ride on top of car get winded.

 

 

 
 
 JustMeAndYou77 (17)   (47 / F-M / Florida)
16-Dec-12 7:49 am
confucious say man who run in front of car get tired, man who run behind car get exhausted, man who ride on top of car get winded.
lmfao

 

 

 
 
 lonemuse 
16-Dec-12 7:54 am
And man riding in car the only one not an idiot.

 

 

 
 
 chinesegirl41 (10)    (53 / F-MF / Hong Kong)
16-Dec-12 8:13 am

 

 

 
 
 RichiRich 
16-Dec-12 8:17 am
@JustMeAndYou77: hello didnt know u where in the house, how ar u doin...

 

 

 
 
 RichiRich 
16-Dec-12 8:20 am
wel am always worried about the 1 behind and infront of the car

 

 

 
 
 JustMeAndYou77 (17)   (47 / F-M / Florida)
16-Dec-12 8:35 am
wel am always worried about the 1 behind and infront of the car
lol

 

 

 
 
 LovelySummeRayne (7)   (32 / F-F / Louisiana)
16-Dec-12 8:45 am
@lonemuse: gmao (gigglin mah ass off) nice. First time iv smiled in hours.

 

 

 
 
 TrueLoveSeekerRTNz (1)    (52 / F-M / South Africa)
16-Dec-12 10:49 am
LMAO.... And man who's caught under car...is dead meat!! LOL! That's confucious for ya

 

 

 
 
 lonemuse 
17-Dec-12 7:07 am
@TrueLoveSeekerRTNz: confucious say man caught under car knows its his own asfault.

 

 

 
 
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