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You wont belive what i did! (by PaulG7719)
ok this is a true story.
there was a black dude i used to work with named Gary. he was funny as hell and a good friend. one day (2 days before my ex went into labor with my oldest) we were working side by side and he stops, turns to me and says, "so when your kids born, call me and tell me who he looks like.... you or me." needless to say i lmao and told the people at home about it. they ltao.
2 days later im holding my newborn son and after all the new daddy feelings subsided.... what do you think pops in my head? of course im me and just blurt out, "honey? why does my son look like gary?" she laughed so hard it hurt, but her mom, (aka satan), slaps me on the back of the head like im denozo from NCIS! the family doctor (good friend and knew what gary had said 2 days prior) was laughing and shaking his head. leave it to me right? then as he was sewing my ex (apesiotomy (i think i spelled that right...) cause damians head was huge) and i asked him.... "if you wouldnt mind, could you stitch that a little tighter for me?" omg the look on his face! he says to me... "sure! you want middle finger or pinky size?" ahahahah! an obvious lil penis joke. but as he finished his sentence... go figure.... her mom denozos me again! looks at the dr. and says, "dont encourage him or youre next!" ahhhhh good times! good times indeed!
there was a black dude i used to work with named Gary. he was funny as hell and a good friend. one day (2 days before my ex went into labor with my oldest) we were working side by side and he stops, turns to me and says, "so when your kids born, call me and tell me who he looks like.... you or me." needless to say i lmao and told the people at home about it. they ltao.
2 days later im holding my newborn son and after all the new daddy feelings subsided.... what do you think pops in my head? of course im me and just blurt out, "honey? why does my son look like gary?" she laughed so hard it hurt, but her mom, (aka satan), slaps me on the back of the head like im denozo from NCIS! the family doctor (good friend and knew what gary had said 2 days prior) was laughing and shaking his head. leave it to me right? then as he was sewing my ex (apesiotomy (i think i spelled that right...) cause damians head was huge) and i asked him.... "if you wouldnt mind, could you stitch that a little tighter for me?" omg the look on his face! he says to me... "sure! you want middle finger or pinky size?" ahahahah! an obvious lil penis joke. but as he finished his sentence... go figure.... her mom denozos me again! looks at the dr. and says, "dont encourage him or youre next!" ahhhhh good times! good times indeed!
(41 / M-F / Michigan)
OMG LMAO
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