Walked in on my sister eating dog food. Out of the dog bowl. On all fours. And when she saw me, she crawled away with her head down. She wasn't a kid either. She was 15.

My father and I were sitting in the family room watching television, when my little brother came downstairs from taking a shower wrapped in a towel. He sat down on the sofa, unwrapped the towel, and proceeded to start fapping like it was nobody's business. To be fair, he was too young to realize it was a sexual thing, and had no clue he shouldn't do it in front of other people. My dad looked over and said, "don't ever let me see you do that again," and went right back to watching tv.

I was about three years old when I first walked in on my parents going at it. I remember walking in there, seeing my dad (at the time I was so young that I didn't know what they were doing) he saw me walk in, turned to my mom and said lets just keep going he won't remember this or know what we're doing. Well guess what dad, that was one of the very few things I remember as a little kid.