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The bride tells her husband (by SassyOak23)

 SassyOak23 
11-Mar-12 3:24 pm
The bride tells her husband, honey you know im a virgin and i dont know anything about sex con you explain it to me first, ok sweetheart putting it simply we will call you private the prison and my thing the prisoner, so what we do is put the prisoner in the prison. And then they made love for the first time, afterwards the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him his bride giggles, honey the prisoner seems to have escaped. Turning on his side he smiles then we will have to re-imprison him. After the second time the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl enjoying the new experience of making love gives him a suggestive smile, honey the prisoner is out again, the man rises to the occasion but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal, afterwards he lays back on the bed totally exhausted she nudges him and says, honey the prisoner escaped again, limply turning his head he YELLS at her, hey its not a life sentence, OKAY

 

 

 
 
 Ram318 
11-Mar-12 3:33 pm
@SassyOak23: aww that's cute!

 

 

 
 
 tractorjohn 
11-Mar-12 4:41 pm
LOL I wonder if she gave him Solitary Confinement after that ?

 

 

 
 
 JCSMTG 
11-Mar-12 4:53 pm
Thats a good one lol

 

 

 
 
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