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The day I was born (by tractorjohn)

 tractorjohn 
25-Sep-12 11:53 am
The only day in my whole life that I was not happy, was the day I was born. On that day the doctor spanked me for no reason at all. So I said Hey why did you whip me? I didn't do anything wrong! He said Yes you did, you broke your mother's water...

 

 

 
 
 Epril 
25-Sep-12 11:56 am
haha. Thats hilarious

 

 

 
 
 Rainbowbutterfly 
25-Sep-12 11:59 am
that's hilarious but sooo true !

 

 

 
 
 thechamprichie (5)   (34 / M-F / Fiji)
25-Sep-12 12:16 pm
lmao.

 

 

 
 
 Graceyyy18 (8)   (31 / F-M / Maine)
25-Sep-12 1:28 pm
Lmao it took me to read it 2 times in order to get it 1 one more time to make me laugh. See i am dumb like that. Hehehehe.....

 

 

 
 
 brats52005 (52)    (54 / F-M / California)
25-Sep-12 2:32 pm

 

 

 
 
 tractorjohn 
30-Sep-12 4:21 pm
My Mom didn't think it was funny at all.

 

 

 
 
 Graceyyy18 (8)   (31 / F-M / Maine)
30-Sep-12 4:25 pm
@tractorjohn: lol

 

 

 
 
 Swordsman 
30-Sep-12 6:44 pm
Lmao

 

 

 
 
 theatredrummer 
2-Jan-13 11:25 pm
Pmsl nice!

 

 

 
 
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