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How about some..... (by heikeva)
(66 / M-F / Arizona)Barely 20 minutes after teeing off, a woman came into the clubhouse, obviously in pain.
''what happened?'' asked the club pro.
''I got stung by a bee.''
''where.''
''Between the first and second holes.''
''hmm.'' the pro muttered. ''Sounds like your stance is too wide.''
''what happened?'' asked the club pro.
''I got stung by a bee.''
''where.''
''Between the first and second holes.''
''hmm.'' the pro muttered. ''Sounds like your stance is too wide.''
Whats the difference between light and hard? U can go to bed with a light on!!! ;p-
@4ever: You get the credit, just not the bj lmfao
What is an Australian kiss?... It's the same as a French kiss, only it's given down under.
What is an Australian kiss?... It's the same as a French kiss, only it's given down under.
two guys see a girl n one stares his friend says :dont even think about girls like that only know 3 words stop, dont, and no
the guys replies: nah my brother u got those words backwards they always tell me noooo dont stop
the guys replies: nah my brother u got those words backwards they always tell me noooo dont stop
Whats the difference between a G- Spot and a golf ball? ..A guy will actually search for a golf ball!!
There are four kinds of sex :
HOUSE SEX - When you are newly
married and have sex all over the
house in every room.
BEDROOM SEX - After you have been
married for a while, you only have sex
in the bedroom.
HALL SEX - After you've been married
for many, many years you just pass
each other in the hall and say "fuc*
YOU"
COURTROOM SEX - When your wife
and her lawyer fuc* you in the divorce
court in front of many people for
every penny you've got.
HOUSE SEX - When you are newly
married and have sex all over the
house in every room.
BEDROOM SEX - After you have been
married for a while, you only have sex
in the bedroom.
HALL SEX - After you've been married
for many, many years you just pass
each other in the hall and say "fuc*
YOU"
COURTROOM SEX - When your wife
and her lawyer fuc* you in the divorce
court in front of many people for
every penny you've got.
Last edited by Hawkeye58; 1-Sep-12 7:13 am.
@Heik: Ok THAT made me lol!
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?.... Slow down and use some lubricant.
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?.... Slow down and use some lubricant.
What did one saggy *** say to the other saggy ***? If we dont get some support soon, people think we're nuts! ;p-
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