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Bad Jokes (by DearJohn)
(54 / M-F / Mississippi)A friend called me the other day and said he slept with his 3rd cousin and it was bothering him. I said well if its bothering you so bad you need to stop counting them
He may lose count after 21st one
How many elephants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
elephants dont fit in lightbulbs idiot
elephants dont fit in lightbulbs idiot
Q: If there were 10 cats in a boat on a lake & one cat falls out of the boat in to the lake. How many cats are left in the boat?
A: None because they were all Copy Cats & fell in the lake too
A: None because they were all Copy Cats & fell in the lake too
When I see lover's names carved in a tree
I dont think its sweet. I just think its surprising how many people bring a knife on a date
I dont think its sweet. I just think its surprising how many people bring a knife on a date
What does Old McDonald say when he makes a mistake?
E I E I Uh_Oh
E I E I Uh_Oh
Two fish were swimming upstream when they come to a concreat wall. One fish says to the other ' " DAM "
I would tell you the joke about the jump rope, but I'll skip it this time
A blonde goes to the doctor ' she says doctor it hurts when i touch here ' here ' here and here " the doctor says you idiot ' you have a broken finger
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