@Papi: Oh yea, now there is total preocupation with "policticly correct "... I can even get started on that subject... It is craziness.... Lol

@Zilya777: I hear that Zilya. In my opinion that does more damage than good.. People becoming Way to sensitive.. I met an American over in a bar here (As you do) I told him about a friend of mine who was selling a donkey that could tell the time. I brought him out into the town square to show him the donkey in action.. My friend fiddled around at the back of the donkey, looked up at the yank & told him the time. The yank looked at his watch & was amazed. The time was spot on. Each time the yank went out into the town square, my friend fiddled around at the back of the donkey & always answered with the correct time. Well the yank was so impressed that he offered $1000 for the donkey.. My friend gladly helped him part with his money.. Just as he handed over the donkey the yank asked, how exactly does the donkey work? To which my friend replied. If you lift the donkeys tail with your left hand & with your right hand move his balls to the right you can see the townhall clock lmao

@Papi: Geez, your in rare form tonight... Oh who am I kidding, this is just you being you :)

Haha ah yeah, As mad as a hatter, Nothing new there lol I wont tell you how much my friend wanted to sell the dancing chicken to the yank for. Oh that's a whole other story lmao that same guy used to capture wild birds. Then he'd mix yellow food dye into their drinking water & their food. After some time the birds would genuinley turn yellow.. then he'd sell the birds as canaries.. Of course whoever bought the birds knew nothing about the food dye.. they'd feed the birds normal bird seeds & give them normal water. So with time the birds would become there natural colour again. Of course the jig was up & the guy got a beaten by obe of the fellas he scammed lmao ya couldn't make this stuff up lol