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Your Morning Routine (by WalkSoftly1)

 RussellB 
17-May-13 2:44 pm
Wake up and turn the coffee maker on. Jump in the shower and Nair my back. Sponge off the midget and put him under the bed. Fold his Yoda costume. Put the gerbil back in it's cage. Deflate and roll up the GF. Put the cattle prod back on the charger. Take my vitamin. Pour my coffee and log on here.

 

 

 
 
 Blondiegurl 
17-May-13 2:44 pm
First itz caffeine, then abt same as ur routine. Wow! Z it the season 4 stray cats an kittens? I have 4 new kittens

 

 

 
 
 WalkSoftly1 
17-May-13 2:45 pm
Lmao!!! Ocd sounds bout right!
No, theres a wrong way to do things...then theres MY way :-p

 

 



Last edited by WalkSoftly1; 17-May-13 2:46 pm.
 
 
 WalkSoftly1 
17-May-13 2:47 pm
First itz caffeine, then abt same as ur routine. Wow! Z it the season 4 stray cats an kittens? I have 4 new kittens
Must be...evn have another preggo one waitn to drop

 

 

 
 
 RussellB 
17-May-13 2:48 pm
Sorry... I just wanted to see if anyone actually reads my posts.

 

 

 
 
 WalkSoftly1 
17-May-13 2:49 pm
Hi my dear hw u doing
Im gonna give you one break and refrain from verbally tearing you a new ass hole for trolling this thread....go make your own if youre lookin for ass!

 

 



Last edited by WalkSoftly1; 17-May-13 2:50 pm.
 
 
 SRMcanBURNinHELL 
17-May-13 2:52 pm
Hi my dear hw u doing
Im gonna give you one break and refrain from verbally tearing you a new ass hole for trolling this thread....go make your own if youre lookin for ass!
wait your being nice? What did you do last night? Lmao

 

 

 
 
 WalkSoftly1 
17-May-13 2:53 pm
Hi my dear hw u doing
Im gonna give you one break and refrain from verbally tearing you a new ass hole for trolling this thread....go make your own if youre lookin for ass!
wait your being nice? What did you do last night? Lmao
Im tryin to turn over a new leaf lol

 

 

 
 
 Blondiegurl 
17-May-13 2:55 pm
@WalkSoftly1: lol! Me 2, I juz call her mama kitty- thz will b her 5th litter thz yr. I go thro alota 9-lives!

 

 

 
 
 Aldo420 
17-May-13 2:56 pm
Wake up turn on sportscenter get dressed have bong hits and a cigarette then head to work

 

 

 
 
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