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How about some..... (by heikeva)
(61 / F-M / Bayern)Dirty Jokes anybody up for it??...I have some ... feel free 2 post your's and make me laugh ..had a pretty bad day and a good laugh woudn't hurt right now!
Forgat 2 put my joke up!! Lol ;p- Ok here we go..........What do u call a virgin in a water bed? .......A cherry float! ;)
heikeva plz lower dwn yur cntact restrictns.i need your help.need to ask sumthng.please
Ok I gotta joke... why didn't mr.clean have any kids?....because he comes in a bottle lmao XD
Lmao! I got one kinda long tho. So there was this golfer. He hits his ball and it lands in the woods. The man goes over and this guy comes out fm behind a bush. The guy looks at the golfer and says "behold i am a genie and i shall grant you one wish". The genie then says " but first you must suck my dik". The golfer thinks to himself then says. "can i wish for more wishes?" the genie says " yes anything but you must suck my dik first". So the man says ok and starts blowin the genie when another golfer comes by and says " hey, arent you a little old to believe in genies?" lmao!!
Why did Frosty pull his pants down?.... He heard the snow blower was in town :D
What do u get when u cross a Rooster and a lollipop? An all day C...O..CK -...SU...C..K..ER ! Lmao
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