OH MY! I've had a morning lemme tell ya...
My cat found a mouse (or a muskrat still unsure cause it mighta been a baby muskrat). He chased it around the living room for 2hrs. At one point my kitty had the rodent in my dress shoe [ugh] and he hit the shoe and the rodent went flying through the air! Needless to say me and my mom nearly jumped out the window when that happened [it was very Lucy and Ethel of us]. Finally it was worn down enough mom caught it and took it up into the woods a ways. Then later I had to get a turtle in the yard and move it before the dog got it.

Now the lazy bum cat is sleeping in my dirty laundry... He's such an ass.hole

Ive got five new stray kittens....

@WalkSoftly: the pus.sies loveeee you!

I cant argue with that

I use to take them to the dairy farms around town.
My aunt couldn't figure out how so many new cats would show up

Omg!

And found a different set of three, just born, dead in the yard a few days ago....frickin mamas are a bunch of sl.uts....

@WalkSoftly: I'm thinking ppl are just dumping their cats at your place when they get knocked up

Whatever it is, it needs to stop lol