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Limerickal Memoriam (by Nilthtimer)

 Nilthtimer 
3-Jan-14 2:48 am
Her wish was his command: She played a losing hand. And so he purged His site of a scourge, A plague, to a businessman.

 

 

 WalkSoftly 
3-Jan-14 2:52 am
There once was a hermit named Dave,
who kept a dead wh*re in his cave.
And though I'll admit
that it did stink a bit,
Just think of the money he saved!

 

 

 HaZy424 (Banned)
3-Jan-14 2:53 am
Her wish was his command: She played a losing hand. .
That's what you think . You don't know briteeyes.

 

 

 Nilthtimer 
3-Jan-14 3:00 am
A king of Spain quite peptic, Requiring antiseptic, Did free his site Of every blight: But leaves me apoplectic.

 

 

 Nilthtimer 
3-Jan-14 3:06 am
'The latter one', said he, To designate of three. I say, 'the last' Is better taste, Howe'er correct he be.

 

 

 WalkSoftly 
3-Jan-14 3:06 am
@Nilthtimer: Oh Ill play...you only come here to troll either me, or in this case, Brite, who isnt with is anymore. Im gonna give you a chance and ask what your issue is? Serious question.

 

 



Last edited by WalkSoftly; 3-Jan-14 3:07 am.
 Nilthtimer 
3-Jan-14 3:15 am
I saw a sudden spark, And then I heard it bark. No bite it had, Which is quite sad... For it can leave no mark.

 

 

 Nilthtimer 
3-Jan-14 3:22 am
@WalkSoftly: There was a bully hound, The junk-yard was his ground: They shut him up (He's now a pup): You're safe! (he's in the pound).

 

 

 WalkSoftly 
3-Jan-14 3:28 am
There once was a troll named Nilthimer
Whose mom developed a shiner
She seduced ol Walks
With her wh.orish talk
And mistook his c.um for eyeliner

 

 



Last edited by WalkSoftly; 3-Jan-14 3:32 am.
 Nilthtimer 
3-Jan-14 3:30 am
There is a place I go Was dealt a cleansing blow. It's nice and neat, Yet incomplete... I'm on the Truman show!

 

 

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