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$7 Sex (by missceekay)

 missceekay 
31-Dec-12 8:30 pm
A sweet old couple, both well into their 70's, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?' The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?' The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There 's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.'

He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says good-bye.

The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row.

The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.

Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask... just what are you trying to find out?'

The man says, 'We 're not trying to find out anything.
She's married; so we can 't go to her house.
I'm married; and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $98.
The Hilton charges $139.
We do it here for $50, and Medicare pays $43 of it, leaving my net cost of $7.'

 

 

 
 
 rigger 
31-Dec-12 8:34 pm
lmao but wots wrong with the park lol

 

 

 
 
 Zigman (3)    (58 / M-F / Pennsylvania)
31-Dec-12 8:39 pm
@missceekay: hahahahahahaha !! Lmao !!! ...thatz to funny ! :^)

 

 

 
 
 melvin29 (10)    (62 / M-F / Kentucky)
31-Dec-12 8:40 pm
Rotflmfao

 

 

 
 
 Crazybutterfly 
31-Dec-12 8:42 pm

 

 

 
 
 Jjd614 
31-Dec-12 8:43 pm
@missceekay: thats a good one lol

 

 

 
 
 Rjd1012 
31-Dec-12 8:44 pm
Thats good one. I like that

 

 

 
 
 JstBeinMe 
31-Dec-12 8:49 pm
Um the backseat of the car would have been free!!! Lmao!!...cute!!

 

 

 
 
 Briteeyes 
31-Dec-12 8:52 pm
Um the backseat of the car would have been free!!! Lmao!!...cute!!
hahaha true!!

 

 

 
 
 justbmyself (22)   (41 / F-MF / Zambia)
31-Dec-12 8:54 pm
[QUOTE=JstBeinMe;185084]Um the backseat of the car would have been free!!! Lmao!!...:hey,my thots exactly,good jock

 

 

 
 
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