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Naughty Limericks Dating.mobi Style! (by MrWalkSoftly)

 MrWalkSoftly (16)     (59 / M-F / Louisiana)
4-May-17 12:19 am
Just a few of my musings about the wonderful women of dating.mobi.
It's all in good fun based off of times in the forums and is no way meant to be embarrassing. Please make em about me if ya like lol
One to start and more to come if reception is positive.Its all in good fun and I loves ya all!!!

There was a lil Volunteer
Her way the boys did steer
Her butt she did show
That hair all a-glow
She really likes it in the rear!

 

 

 
 
 Critter1211 (11)       (50 / F-MF / Tennessee)
4-May-17 12:25 am
Just a few of my musings about the wonderful women of dating.mobi.
It's all in good fun based off of times in the forums and is no way meant to be embarrassing. Please make em about me if ya like lol
One to start and more to come if reception is positive.Its all in good fun and I loves ya all!!!

There was a lil Volunteer
Her way the boys did steer
Her butt she did show
That hair all a-glow
She really likes it in the rear!

 

 

 
 
 MrWalkSoftly (16)     (59 / M-F / Louisiana)
4-May-17 12:26 am
An Okie, she's really the best
Her wit, it's like a hornets nest
She banged on a horse
It was her best, of course
Her azz to me was her 1st text!

 

 

 
 
 MrWalkSoftly (16)     (59 / M-F / Louisiana)
4-May-17 12:33 am
A mocha Texan that just got back
Her life is REALLY on track
Forum times that we had
Some good, some really "bad"
But good LAWD what a great rack!

 

 

 
 
 megsy89 (7)      (35 / F-MF / South Carolina)
4-May-17 12:37 am

 

 

 
 
 MrWalkSoftly (16)     (59 / M-F / Louisiana)
4-May-17 12:39 am
Oh I'ma get to you lol

 

 

 
 
 megsy89 (7)      (35 / F-MF / South Carolina)
4-May-17 12:42 am
Oh I'ma get to you lol
I am not even scared... just waitin lol

 

 

 
 
 MrWalkSoftly (16)     (59 / M-F / Louisiana)
4-May-17 12:52 am
She's NOT from east of Virginia
The good girl persona may trick ya
But we know late at night
That things starts feelin' right
We can only guess at the things that go in ya!

 

 

 
 
 megsy89 (7)      (35 / F-MF / South Carolina)
4-May-17 12:53 am
She's NOT from east of Virginia
The good girl persona may trick ya
But we know late at night
That things starts feelin' right
We can only guess at the things that go in ya!

 

 

 
 
 MrWalkSoftly (16)     (59 / M-F / Louisiana)
4-May-17 12:56 am
Shelbyville is this tarts addy
Her posts are super raddy
She now works all the time
But what's really on her mind
Are fantasies involving daddy!

 

 

 
 
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