When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole a bike and asked him to forgive me.*

Whats the speed limit for sex.68 cause 69 you got to turn around.

that's one time a speeding ticket is worth it lol

Why should you always give your bong a male name? Cuz you never hit a woman... ;)lol loved all these jokes-made me laugh:)

Why would a turtle try to cross the road? Cause there's a "shell" station on the other side.

3 people die a doctor a teacher & a HMO agent. & on judgement day St. Peter asked the doctor what did you do on Earth? Doctor says I saved lives & healed the sick. St. Peter says you may enter. The teacher is asked what did you do on Earth? Teacher says I helped people to learn how to read & write. St. Peter says you may enter. Then St. Peter turns to the HMO agent, what did you do on Earth? The agent lowers his head & says I sold people HMO policies. St. Peter says you may go in but you can only stay for 3 days.

@TenFour: :)

Why does a blonde smile everytime it lightenings?....she thinks she is getting her picture taken

@Gracie75: lol!:) How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just Juan;)

So this guy with a premature
ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere....