Men: Hey! Welcome to dating.mobi! Where you are a wolf pup waiting to be swept by a lovely lady! Hope you have fun in the forums and meet great new people on long the way! Feel free to message me if you have questions or concerns, I'd be gladly to help you out! Best of luck and best of wishes! -Tekton/Gaara

Women: Hey! Welcome to dating.mobi! Where you are a beautiful flower waiting to get bloomed by a very nice, intelligent, thoughtful, anything you can think of guy! If you have questions or concerns, feel free to message me! Hope you have fun in the forums! -Tekton/Gaara

hmmm? Did you say you just bought dating.mobi ?? Lol

Roflmao no.

lol I've never seen either of those posts welcoming new people to the forums lol

Sounds like someone. I'll trust you if you can write correct english.

Now what about a message for the LGBT crowd? That is where it gets complicated.

im sure i could think of a few greetings for the lgbt clan...
les: welcome to dating.mobi! please do not eat the 'cats'.
gay: welcome to dating.mobi! please observe the mandatory 'no spitting' rule.
bi: welcome to dating.mobi! we sell clams and sausages.
trans: welcome to dating.mobi! that dress is sooo the 90s.

lesbians: welcome to the forums! plaide flannel shirts and workboots are required.

Oh my lord!!!! I lmao and my stomach curled all at the same time lol

Haha those are funny I must say haha