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What are some unspoken rules of sex? (by Sparky)
(29 / M-F / Massachusetts)
Put the money in a plain white envelope and leave it on the dresser......
I stole this from a link in the source link.....
"Playboy's Unspoken rules of sex
1. 50% of the time, a woman says "Dont stop Im about to c.um", will make you stop and ruin it for her
2. Wash yo genitals!
3. Dont lie about being on the pill
4. The difference between felony and fetish is checking beforehand
5. If using anal beads, dont pull them out and say "And the winning Powerball numbers are!"
6. As a guy, its an unspoken rule to alert your partner before you c.um
7. Dont blow into the vagina
8. If you fart while receiving a blow job and they go on like like nothings happened, youre required to buy them something shiny and valuable afterward
9. Take a pee after sex, it will help prevent infections
10. One just does not "oops" it into the back door
11. If you receive oral, return it
12. There ALOT of weird noises, get over it
13. If she says "Dont pull out!"....Absolutely pull out
14. If they ask who youre fantasy lay is, dont say their best friend
15. Cut/file nails before fingering
16. Take of your fu.cking socks!
17. When switching from any position to doggy style, dont yell "BEAST MODE!"
18. Dont forget to include a tip when you pay""
Linky.
"Playboy's Unspoken rules of sex
1. 50% of the time, a woman says "Dont stop Im about to c.um", will make you stop and ruin it for her
2. Wash yo genitals!
3. Dont lie about being on the pill
4. The difference between felony and fetish is checking beforehand
5. If using anal beads, dont pull them out and say "And the winning Powerball numbers are!"
6. As a guy, its an unspoken rule to alert your partner before you c.um
7. Dont blow into the vagina
8. If you fart while receiving a blow job and they go on like like nothings happened, youre required to buy them something shiny and valuable afterward
9. Take a pee after sex, it will help prevent infections
10. One just does not "oops" it into the back door
11. If you receive oral, return it
12. There ALOT of weird noises, get over it
13. If she says "Dont pull out!"....Absolutely pull out
14. If they ask who youre fantasy lay is, dont say their best friend
15. Cut/file nails before fingering
16. Take of your fu.cking socks!
17. When switching from any position to doggy style, dont yell "BEAST MODE!"
18. Dont forget to include a tip when you pay""
Linky.
Last edited by WalkSoftly; 16-Feb-15 8:27 pm.
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