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~Telling Lies~ (by MysticJade)

 MysticJade 
22-Feb-13 5:04 pm
The minister was passing a group of young teens sitting on the Church lawn and stopped to ask what they were doing. "Nothing much, Pastor," replied one boy. "We were just seeing who can tell the biggest lie about their sex life." "Boys, boys, boys!" he scolded. "I'm shocked. When I was your age, I never even thought about sex." In unison they all replied, "You win!"

 

 

 
 
 Irishdaddy1 
22-Feb-13 5:07 pm
@MysticJade: lmao!

 

 

 
 
 bigred1219 
22-Feb-13 5:08 pm
just as good as the stray dog one

 

 

 
 
 rob1965 
22-Feb-13 5:12 pm
@MysticJade: I never think about that. Lol

 

 

 
 
 brats52005 (52)    (53 / F-M / California)
22-Feb-13 5:26 pm
Lol

 

 

 
 
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