Thread: Why did? - Dating.mobi

Why did? (by DearJohn)

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DearJohn (6)

(64 / M-F / Arkansas)
19-Nov-21 4:38 pm

Why did the high priced lawyer bring his bedroom mattress to court with him? Because he was going to rest his case.

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DearJohn (6)

(64 / M-F / Arkansas)
20-Nov-21 12:00 am

Why did the salesman who sold needles & thread get fired? Because he did just a "So So" job

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Greekstud89 (0)

(35 / M-F / New York)
20-Nov-21 12:24 pm

Nice.
Do you have any more good dad jokes?

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Angelin (0)

(32 / F-MF / Ghana)
20-Nov-21 10:03 pm

You are watching TV, and your dog is watching something similar to sausage going din Don din Don closer to the couch

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Lee4000 (10)

(36 / M-F / England)
21-Nov-21 1:25 am

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!

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Lee4000 (10)

(36 / M-F / England)
21-Nov-21 1:27 am

Why did the computer break up with the internet? Because there was no connection!

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DearJohn (6)

(64 / M-F / Arkansas)
21-Nov-21 4:21 am

Quoted Post:

Why did the computer break up with the internet? Because there was no connection!

that's funny

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FilipinaMom
7-Aug-23 8:46 pm

@Lee4000: Lmao.

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Team17 (0)

(47 / M-F / Missouri)
7-Aug-23 10:14 pm

Why did we all join a site deafer than a zombie?

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