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What would be the WORST way to propose to someone? (by Sparky)
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Darlin, we've been talking for five minutes but it feels like five years. I ain't got no job, and I ain't got no car. I can't cook and I don't clean up after myself. I **** around all day drinkin beer and playin video games in my momma's basement.... Marry me and regret it for the rest of your life!
(49 / F-M / Nigeria)
(47 / M-F / Kansas)Honey, I'm tired of having both your sisters as side pieces. Will you be my one and only? 
@ohwhocaresanyway: Are you serious?! I thought that was so far-fetched as to be impossible.
ok it didn't say EXACTLY that. But in summary lol
@ohwhocaresanyway: Oh ok. Damn I was gonna say, that's just too damn much! Lol
I'm tired of screwin' round with your mama. Marry me?
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