Would you rather have a job as a high school bully and make $500k a year or continue your current job?

bully - You go to school every day and beat kids up, take their lunch money, stuff them in lockers, etc. and you'll never be punished. Everyone perceives you to be a high schooler regardless of your actual age. You make $500k a year but you'll be fired if you show any sympathy towards your victims or if you fail to sufficiently bully them.
current job - You continue your current job at your current pay (or continue school or whatever else you're doing if you don't have a job).
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