Thread: Someone is trying to kill you with a grape. How do you fend them off?

Someone is trying to kill you with a grape. How do you fend them off? (by Sparky)

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Sparky (0)

(29 / M-F / Massachusetts)
22-Jul-15 1:40 am

Someone is trying to kill you with a grape. How do you fend them off?

Source.

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boomer76
22-Jul-15 11:14 am

Kick them square in the happysack! ha ha!!

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bigblue727272 (3)

(49 / M-F / New Jersey)
22-Jul-15 11:44 am

You drop a 12-ton weight on them and then (this is the important bit) you eat the grape.

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BigPapaRedneck (11)

(46 / M-F / Kansas)
22-Jul-15 2:52 pm

@bigblue727272: I like the way you think.

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