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When girls drink too much (by brats52005)

 brats52005 (52)    (53 / F-M / California)
8-Jun-12 3:42 am
Hope you like my friend bought me two signs. 1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is. 2. We beleive that dancing with our arms overhead and shaking our a$$es while yelling "woo-hoo!" is the sexiest dance move. 3. On our last trip to pee we realize that we now look more like a homeless ****** than the goddess we were when we showed up to the party. 4. Every song we hear we jump up and down screaming "Oh my god, I love this song!" 5. Every time we see someone we know we break into tears and tell them that we love them sssooooo much. 6. The geek sitting next to us turns out to be cooler than we thought so we make out with him. 7. We yell at the bartender for just giving us juice since we can't taste the vodka anymore. 8. The bed feels strangely like the kitchen floor. 9. We fail to notice the toilet lid is down when we sit on it. 10. We take our shoes off because we beleive it's their fault we can't walk straight.

 

 

 
 
 heikeva (69)   (60 / F-M / Bayern)
8-Jun-12 3:47 am
Lmao thats some true funny stuff there brats ;p-

 

 

 
 
 Rainbowbutterfly 
8-Jun-12 3:52 am
:D, sissy ...very true especially #10!

 

 

 
 
 Briteeyes1211 
8-Jun-12 4:46 am
Ohhhh myyyy goodnessss that was so cool....100% correctly. Wow that was one for the books, loved it

 

 

 
 
 brats52005 (52)    (53 / F-M / California)
8-Jun-12 4:48 am
Thanks i dont know where she got them but i laughed so hard i cried. Just too funny.

 

 

 
 
 jenbug25 
8-Jun-12 5:54 am
These remind me of when I used to babysit my friends in college. Those brought back good memories!!

 

 

 
 
 brats52005 (52)    (53 / F-M / California)
8-Jun-12 6:00 am
Im glad jenbug good memories are always what we keep in our heart. So to all a good night have a field trip to chaperone. Sleep peacefully.

 

 

 
 
 vanki3s (0)  (30 / M-F / India)
12-Jun-12 8:25 am
ty for refrshn d Naughty memories. . . . . . .

 

 

 
 
 Rainbowbutterfly 
12-Jun-12 9:01 am
ty for refrshn d Naughty memories. . . . . . .
Naughty memories? .......Intriguing :D

 

 

 
 
 rayminton49 
7-Jul-12 4:38 pm
Have ya ever noticed when ya drink too much one leg feels heavier than the other or is that just me?

 

 

 
 
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