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Tell me one of your favorite country/redneck sayings (by richie34311)

 richie34311 (0)   (51 / M-F / North Carolina)
30-May-13 9:09 pm
Ok i will start....I am hangin in there like a hair in a biscuit... lol And before yall start sending me hate mail about how country you are and whats wrong with being a redneck..... i thought you should know, i drive a 4x4 truck, wear work boots year round, i never take my hat off and i have a yard full of huntin dogs.......just saying. enjoy.

 

 

 
 
 WalkSoftly1 
30-May-13 9:11 pm
He (or she lol) dont know chickenshjt from chicken salad.

 

 

 
 
 YouCantFixStupid 
30-May-13 9:16 pm
When someone asks me how I'm doin, I answer "finer'n frogs hair!"

 

 

 
 
 WalkSoftly1 
30-May-13 9:25 pm
Its hotter than sisters lil pus.sy in a pepper patch...

 

 

 
 
 richie34311 (0)   (51 / M-F / North Carolina)
30-May-13 9:42 pm
Lmao. bravo, yall keep um coming!

 

 

 
 
 Southernyankee44 (1)    (44 / M-F / Florida)
30-May-13 9:44 pm
@richie34311: Redneck is a compliment around here. How about "Crazy as a runned over dog"? My wife says it a lot and I still snicker every time.

 

 

 
 
 Briteeyes 
30-May-13 9:49 pm
He's as useless as a t*t on a boar hog

 

 

 
 
 richie34311 (0)   (51 / M-F / North Carolina)
30-May-13 9:50 pm
Lol.......I come from a sexually oriented family, we f__k em or f__k em up....

 

 

 
 
 richie34311 (0)   (51 / M-F / North Carolina)
30-May-13 9:51 pm
@Briteeyes: hahaha!!! thats pretty damn useless

 

 

 
 
 bigcountry35 (0)   (46 / M-F / Louisiana)
30-May-13 9:55 pm
Your shakin worse than a dog ****.in peach pits

 

 

 
 
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