I left school at the age of 13.. By age 15 I'd started an apprenticeship as a Bartender.. On my first night on the job some guy came up to me and while waving his hands in the air & mumbling, I turned to the boss of the pub with a confused look upon my face.. Ah, says the the boss man.. That dude is deaf, he's wanting a Guinness.. He told me, Every Monday the deaf society meet in the pub..That was cool.. At the end of I looked down at them all.. Arms & hands were flying all over the shop.. I mean it, 20 people throwing their arms in the air in every direction, "it was a scary vision"! I asked the boss man, Whats goin on??, to which he replied. Give them no more to drink! WHY??? Because they've started singing..

Hahahaha

@Lormenigie: that's a great story.

@Zilya777: The crazy thing is, Its true lmao... And if i was to tell you bout the dude swinging his guide dog around in the air.. Well, When asked, "Whatcha doin Man?" Only to hav him say, "Im looking around" Girl, Im telling you, "Fact is so much stranger than fiction" lmao.. Whata World we live in! :-)

@Papi: Write these down. Have them published. Get a copywrite, even mailing it to yourself, & signing for it. Proves it's your (here anyway). Im going to want an autograph copy of your book :)

@Zilya777: You're a SweetHeart to even sugest that:-) Thank You. Keep on the Sunny Side! :-)

he cant in the swinging dog one ive read that other places before, but still funny :)

@crazybitch1234: Geez