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~My Very First Time~ (by MysticJade)

 MysticJade 
24-Feb-13 3:20 pm
The sky was dark The moon was high All alone just she and I Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I knew just what She wanted to do Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine I didn't know how But I tried my best I started by placing My hands on her breast I remember my fear My fast beating heart But slowly she spread Her legs apart And when I did it I felt no shame All at once The white stuff came At last it's finished It's all over now My first time ever At milking a cow.....

What did you think that I was refering to?

 

 

 
 
 Irishdaddy1 
24-Feb-13 3:29 pm
@MysticJade: lmao!

 

 

 
 
 xSinneDx (21)    (42 / M-F / Arizona)
24-Feb-13 3:35 pm
Nice lol

 

 

 
 
 kamnen (0)    (47 / M-F / Nigeria)
24-Feb-13 5:04 pm
A cow with soft skin,soft hair and blue eyes.more humanlike than animal your cow?

 

 

 
 
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