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Halloween at the hospital. (by 6764066)

 6764066 (2)   (62 / M-F / Quebec)
30-Oct-12 6:24 pm
A nervous old man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last test left the old man even more nervous Prompting him to have a stomach ache, which caused many false alarms sending him to the bathroom. The man decided the latest was just another false alarm, And stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea, The man was so ashamed and embarrassed he threw his sheets out the window, they landed on a drunk man . The drunk started to curse and swing his arms until the soiled sheets landed in a pile at his feet. A security guard after witnessing all the commotion ,asked the drunk what the hell Was going on? Staring at his feet the drunk replied .. Im not quite sure but i think i beat the Crap out of a ghost. Happy halloween everyone.

 

 



Last edited by 6764066; 30-Oct-12 6:35 pm.
 
 
 bigred1219 
30-Oct-12 6:45 pm
lol nice.

 

 

 
 
 yourladyoflove 
30-Oct-12 6:47 pm
lol, thats a good one

 

 

 
 
 Lola381 
30-Oct-12 11:16 pm
Lmao....

 

 

 
 
 JustMeAndYou77 (17)   (46 / F-M / Florida)
31-Oct-12 6:10 pm
haha funny :)

 

 

 
 
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