What is the stupidest way you almost died?

Source.

Crossing the road nearly hit by the car...lazy to go in pedestrian lane..

Almost hit by a car also. Was walking down the highway by white line and a big diesel drove by and the side mirror woulda hit me in the face but my friend grabed the edge of my sleeve and barely tugged me out of the way. Literally missed me by a couple inches.

Scratching an itch. Due to poor circulation in my legs all of my veins are near the surface and my skin is thin. I reached down and scratched. Next thing I knew my leg was spurting blood with every heart beat. Damn near bled out.