Thread: UFO's declassified

UFO's declassified (by Zilya777)

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Martian2
21-Jan-15 1:23 pm

Random question: Why do most UFO sightings seem to be witnessed by fellas fishing and drinking beer? Are the aliens aflicted with some weird paraphilia that makes them want to anally probe drunk fishermen? That would be just our luck. We always wondered if we are alone, and it turns oht that ET is a sexual deviant on account of a disfunctional childhood and adolescence. The gods must indeed be crazy. :-)

Those are the Aliens from Uranus

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Tanama
22-Jan-15 2:53 am

@Martian2: Ha,ha,ha!!! Good one, Mr. Martian2! Great wit. :-D

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Zilya777
22-Jan-15 10:39 am

@Martian2: Good morning Comander, please report your status & current environmental conditions at your present coordinance to Alien Immigration.

*end transmission*

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Martian2
22-Jan-15 11:52 am

@Zilya777: Are you crazy? If I do that the Air Force will be able to track me down.

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Zilya777
22-Jan-15 12:23 pm

Quoted Post:

@Zilya777: Are you crazy? If I do that the Air Force will be able to track me down.

Point taken Commander, they are well know lurkers since the Roswell embarrassment. Please resume normal human impersonation activity. Fake it, till you make it.

*end transmission*

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