There were 3 passengers on board in an airline with a pilot,previously the pilot had annouced that he had lost 2 engines,and now he annouced to have lost all and said there is only 3 parachute*i'm a pilot and aviation company needs my service.they cant afford to loose me*he dived out of the plan with 1 parachute...the professor stood up and said*i'm whe wisest and humanity need me most because of my knowledge*he dive out.now the bishop turn to the lad and said*take the remaining parachute and go for ur parent needs u most,then i will go down with the plane in ashes and see Jesus*the lad turn to him and said the wisest professor had dived out to doom with my lunch box in place of a parachute*

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