Again i hope you like this. They both cracked me up. 1. No pain. Not sick yet. You're able to function relatively well. However you're still thirsty. You can drink 5 sodas and still feel this way. For some reason. You are craving cheeseburgers and fries. 2. No pain. But something is definitly wrong. You may look okay. But you have the mental capacity of a toilet seat. The coffee you are guzzling ain't helping you either. Not to mention the breakfast you ate at the local diner around 3:00 am is still tossing around in your gut. Havoc is being wreaked on your bowels. 3. Slight pounding in your head. Stomach aint right. Anytime a girl passes her perfume makes you gag because it reminds you of the 15 shots of schnaps your friend bet you couldn't do knowing the whole time you'd be better off at home in bed watching tv. You've had 4 cups of coffee. A gallon of water. 3 iced teas and a diet soda----yet you haven't peed once. 4. Life sucks.. Your head is throbbing. You can0't speak too quickly or else you might puke

I will finish this one off in a few.

You show up for work still drunk. You only shaved one side of your face. For the ladies. It looks like you put your makeup on while riding a pogo stick. Your eyes are bloodshot. And your hair even hurts. Your A$$ is constantly twitching. 5. You have a second heartbeat in your head. Which can actually be heard by the people around you. Your body has lost the ability to generate spit so your tongue is suffocating you. With the tendency to lay in bed and feel like your dying.

Holy crap!!!! That was funny!!!!!! Laughed so hard I got a charlie horse. Thanks. :D

Not a problem my girlfriend that i party with brought it to me.

I had to reread this its still funny.