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What sentence could ruin a date immediately? (by Sparky)

 Lee4000 (10)    (36 / M-F / England)
20-Nov-14 11:09 pm
The death sentence (silly joke)

 

 

 
 
 BigAndHard4U 
20-Nov-14 11:09 pm
"I've only used this condom once before... its still good..."

 

 

 
 
 WalkSoftly 
20-Nov-14 11:21 pm
Pull my finger.

 

 

 
 
 im1made4u (22)    (55 / F-M / California)
21-Nov-14 12:09 am
I'll let you move in to my nice house and take care of you but you have to be my honey!

 

 

 
 
 Roachvaliek 
21-Nov-14 12:15 am
U mind if we stand? I just got outta jail last night and the guys through me a going away party. Lol

 

 

 
 
 BigAndHard4U 
21-Nov-14 12:40 am
"... if you'd let me pick these scabs off first, it would feel a lot better..."

 

 

 
 
 Truecowboy7606 (0)   (39 / M-F / Kansas)
21-Nov-14 1:40 am
"Do you mind if I take a dip" (of tobacco)

 

 

 
 
 RoleplayonlyCrystal (2)   (27 / F-M / Tennessee)
21-Nov-14 3:37 am
I dont have any money did u bring any (especially if its at an expensive resteraunt)

 

 

 
 
 RoleplayonlyCrystal (2)   (27 / F-M / Tennessee)
21-Nov-14 3:37 am
I dont have any money did u bring any (especially if its at an expensive resteraunt or if u jus go through eating )

 

 

 
 
 BigPapaRedneck (11)       (46 / M-F / Kansas)
22-Nov-14 12:04 am
I didn't go out much when I was a man.

 

 

 
 
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